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Check out these funny coupon terms from Orange Julius – you need a photo ID to use it!

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Orange Julius

I just got my BOGO Orange Julius coupon via email and their terms are so funny that I thought I’d share. This was the coupon only for women 25 to 54. If you lied about your age or gender to get one, you blew it because they want a photo ID… are these people at Orange Julius nuts???  LOL

  • Only one email certificate per person (because we like trees and breathing).
  • Not valid with any other offers or discounts (although we will take free compliments).
  • No cash value (unless you accept play money).
  • Void if altered, copied, sold, exchanged or where restricted by law (so don’t mess with us).
  • Must present entire printout of this email along with photo ID to receive the discount (if you’ve recently drawn a pretty picture, we’ll take a look at that too).
  • Customer must pay sales tax, if applicable (rules are rules, buddy).
  • Valid only at location listed above. (Not found below).
 

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