Cocktail Recipe #1 - Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk

1 ounce Bacardi rum
1 ounce peach schnapps
1/2 ounce Grand Marnier orange liqueur
1 ounce pineapple juice
1 ounce orange juice
Maraschino cherry for garnish
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice.  Add all the ingredients and stir.  Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Cocktail Recipe #2 - Big Bad Voodoo Kooler

2 ounces Malibu coconut rum
1 ounce RedRum rum
1 ounce Midori melon liqueur
2 ounces orange juice
2 ounces pineapple juice
1 splash soda water
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice.  Add the Malibu coconut rum, the RedRum rum and the Midori melon liqueur. Top off with the orange juice and the pineapple juice.  Add a splash of soda.

Cocktail Recipe #3 - Hop Skip and Go Naked

1/4 ounce cherry brandy
1/4 ounce vodka
1/4 ounce triple sec
1/2 ounce lime juice
Orange juice
Grenadine syrup
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice.  Add the liqueurs. Add the lime juice. Fill to top with orange juice. Float the grenadine on top.

Cocktail Recipe #4 - Half-Man Half-Wit

1 1/2 ounce white rum
1/2 ounce peach schnapps
1/4 ounce Scotch whisky
2 ounces passion fruit juice
2 ounces orange juice
1/4 ounce grenadine syrup
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice.  Add the ingredients in order and stir.  Float the grenadine syrup on the top.

Cocktail Recipe #5 - Kermit The Frog Piss

1 ounce Midori melon liqueur
1/2 ounce Malibu coconut rum
2 ounces sweet and sour mix
7-Up soda
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice.  Add the Midori melon liqueur, the Malibu coconut rum and the sour mix and stir. Top off with 7-Up.

Cocktail Recipe #6 - Mule's Hind Leg

1/2 ounce gin
1/2 ounce apple brandy
1/3 ounce benedictine herbal liqueur
1/3 ounce apricot brandy
1/3 ounce maple syrup
Ice

Fill a cocktail glass with ice.  Add all ingredients and stir or shake.